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Q: What microscopic bodies make up the Art Collector’s Hoagie?
A: Adams.
Q: What musical instrument does an Art Collector play to soothe her Hoagies?
A: An Arp.
B
Q: What fatty meat do Art Collectors sometimes add to their Hoagies?
A: Bacon.
Q: How does an Art Collector carry her Hoagies to a picnic?
A: In a Basquiat.
Q: What do Art Collectors say when a guy gets too close to their Hoagies?
A: “Beckmann!”
Q: What did the Art Collector say after finishing a tasty Hoagie?
A: “Beuys that was good!”
Q: Who never appreciates the Art Collector’s long Hoagie lunch breaks?
A: His Bosch.
Q: What did the Art Collector twirl in the Hoagie-day parade?
A: A Breton.
C
Q: How did the Art Collector ask his woman friend out on a Hoagie date?
A: He Calder.
Q: What is the most basic ingredient found in an Art Collector’s Hoagie?
A: Cole Cuts.
D
Q: How does an Art Collector transport her half-ton Hoagie?
A: With a Dali.
Q: Why did the Art Collector get a stomach ache after eating his Hoagie?
A: Degas.
Q: What did the Art Collector call the man who dove into a pool of niblets to get a Hoagie?
A: Diebenkorn.
Q: What does an Art Collector call motorists who run over his Hoagies?
A: Otto Dix.
Q: Where did the Art Collector build her “do-it-yourself” Hoagie?
A: Dubuffet.
Q: What did the Art Collector ask the friend who apparently did not desire a Hoagie?
A: “Duccio want one?”
Q: What does an Art Collector call Mohammed Ali?
A: Duchamp.
Q: How did the Art Collector respond to the Hoagie joke?
A: “Durer!”
E
F
Q: What do Art Collector’s get when they leave their Hoagies in the Gallery?
A: Flack.
Q: How did the Art Collector describe the stale bun of the week-old Hoagie?
A: Fragonard.
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